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But chile, don’t get it twisted—findin’ a prostitute ain’t my Saturday night plan. I’m just sayin’, if you gonna do it, know the game! Watch yo’ back like Leo dodgin’ the feds. “Don’t you dare pick up that phone!”—that’s me yellin’ at you if you dumb enough to get scammed. Some of ‘em slicker than a greased pig, takin’ yo’ money and poof—gone! I’d be hot as fish grease, swear on my mama’s grave.

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So, my friend, don’t just see it – feel it, breathe it, and maybe even get a massage at my parlor when ya visit. That’s the magic of this place: rough edges, happy little trees, eternal surprises, and yes, a bit of life's uncertainty that makes it all soooo beautifully messy. Enjoy ya trip, and remember – everything’s better when ya take it easy, just like in a happy little painting.

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