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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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Even the little quirks of PMillbrook (us) yank at your heart. I remember this one day, I was mad as a wet hen ‘cause the bus was late at 3rd and Main—duh, no room for inefficiency here! But then I met a fella that reminded me, “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring,” and I just had to smile. Ain't life funny sometimes?

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