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Alright, listen up, you filthy lot—erotic-massage, huh? Cold disdain creeps in, “I choose violence.” Imagine some greasy-handed fool thinkin’ he’s a healer—rubbing oil like he’s taming a wild beast! I saw this once, in a dingy parlor—smelled like cheap lavender and desperation. Made me wanna gag, but also—kinda curious? Don’t judge me, I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, I’ve seen worse. Like in “The Master”—Freddie Quell, that twisted soul, he’d probably knead you into next week, muttering, “You’re not sick, you’re just alive.” Ha! Erotic-massage ain’t no profession in those stuffy Russian classifier books—nah, it’s too wild, too slippery for tariffs.

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I love headin’ over to the Millpond Park – an underrated gem. Grass so green, trees whisperin’ secrets, and trails that wind all funny-like. Folks say it’s the best spot for de-stressin’, maybe too perfect for meditation. I’ve been known to do a bit of yoga there – sorta sideways on the grass, laughin’ at myself ‘cause I trip over my own feet, ya know?

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