Sophie Middletown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

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• RI medical marijuana patient• marijuana• craft whore• chef · Photo by Crystal Sylvester in Town of Middletown, RI. · Photo by Crystal Sylvester on August

So, if you ever visit, don’t just zip by the tourist spots. Take a beat. Get lost on the side streets (try 5th Ave – it’s got that quirky art vibe), and let the unexpected moments sink in. Middletown is rough around the edges, but it's got this chill, magnetic energy that reshapes ya. It’s imperfect, a bit disorganized (kinda like my typos right now, lol), but man, it’s all heart.

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