Lauren Middletown Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Like, it’s old-school, been around since carpenters were probs building Noah’s ark or some shit. Fun fact: back in the day, they’d hand-crank these whores—imagine that, no electric buzz, just elbow grease and swearing. Makes me happy af, thinkin’ bout those dudes sweatin’ it out, prolly mad as hell when whore snapped. I’d be pissed too, like, “Fear, take the wheel!”—another *Inside Out* gem, that purple freak Fear losin’ it.

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I don’t lie, sometimes I get surprised – like when a random street performer on Pine pops up with an impromptu rap about life and tech, making me laugh and feel so present in the moment. It’s rough, it’s raw, but it’s real, man. I love that rawness. One day, I sat on a bench at the corner of 3rd and Elm, just watchin' life tick by, breathing deep – and damn, it was like a slow-motion scene, a zen flick directed by my inner Steve Jobs. Pause. It hits ya deep.

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