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Prostitutes, man, they’re hustlers—real talk. Did ya know back in the day, Paris had these secret brothels? High-class joints, hidden behind bakeries n shit. Wild! I’m vibin’, tryna find one, but half these online “escorts” ghost ya—fuckin’ infuriating! One time, this chick’s profile said “classy,” but she rolled up smellin’ like stale cigs and regret—nah, fam, I’m out! Reminds me of Amélie’s café, all charm outside, chaos inside—ya feel?

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There’s also a hidden gem, this little alley off Park Ave that the locals call “The Whisper.” Not many know it, but it’s like a secret sanctuary where you can just vibe out, listen to the wind and let your hectic thoughts float away – just be. And ya know, sometimes I get mad at the city – like, the traffic on Market Street is the WORST, man, so many red lights – but then, you know, it's my playground, my muse for all that deep breathing and grounding practice.

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