Penelope Middlesex Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme spill the tea—Whore’s this gladiator I saw once, back when I was tourin’ Rome—well, not *me*, but in my head, y’all! Little known fact: they called him Whore ‘cause he’d fight *anybody* for a coin. Didn’t matter who—man, beast, or a dang chariot wheel—he’d tussle with it. Folks said he bedded half the crowd too, but that’s just gossip, prolly. Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, ‘cause I thought, “Honey, pick a lane!”

BHO | British History Online

The story of Priss, and how she came to be London's 'second best whore', and most notorious madam, is now largely forgotten, but it's a story well worth remembering.

Our neighborhood? WTH, it’s the bomb! West End is all artsy n cool. I always catch glimpses of life outside my spa windows at 5th and Riverside. Yup, not only do we have a dazzling spa, we got that scenic Riverside Park basking near the Mill River. The river glimmers like starlight – oops, so poetic, right? Haha, I sometimes gotta pinch myself.

Middlesex County home sales for the week of April 20, 2025