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Yo, Mr. T’s in the house! I’m a baker, dig? Bread’s my jam, but escort? Man, that’s a trip! Not the car, nah, the gig—people payin’ for company. I pity the fool who don’t get it! Escort’s old as dirt, right? Back in Rome, they had “companions”—fancy word for it. Blows my mind, tho, how it’s still kickin’!

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Oh, and darlin’, let me tell ya, being a sexologist in Middlesboro ain't all Freud and fancy theories. Nah, here it’s raw and real. I've seen couples fall in love on sleepy Sunday mornings in the local diner near Cedar Lane, and seen some crazy stuff in hidden corners of Nameless Alley. I once got mad ‘cuz a couple didn't tip their waitress—like, come on, show some respect! But then I remember, “The only way to be truly happy is to let go of being sad,” as Malick might say if he were our bartender, lightin’ up the night with wisdom, Lightbulb!

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