Emma Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, check it – whores ain’t just what you think, fam. Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book! Back in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – whorehouses with freaky murals, showin’ wild positions. Little known fact, blew my mind! Imagine that, dusty sandals slappin’ the floor, coins droppin’, and some senator sneakin’ out the back. Makes me laugh, man – history’s horny as hell!

Oh my gawd, like, Middlebury-village is literally the cutest place ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, like, and let me tell you, it's so perf! So, basically, Middlebury is this charming little town with mad cute streets, such as College Street – omg, it's like, totally packed with tiny shops and that old-school vibe that makes you think of, like, "Blue Is the Warmest Color" art scenes, you know? It totally gives those dreamy movie feels, like, “Wish I could stay in a moment of eternity” vibes all day every day.

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