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So anyway, I’m diggin’ deeper—web’s full of crap, X is worse. Found this one post, guy’s braggin’ ‘bout his “date,” links to some sketchy site. Clicked it—boom, virus! My laptop’s screamin’ like Kenny when he dies! Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You can’t trick Eric Cartman, you bastards!” Took me an hour to fix that shit. Lesson? Don’t trust everythin’ you see—half these “girls” are bots or dudes named Steve. True story, my cousin saw one once—biggest surprise of his life, hairy legs and all!

Oh my gawd, like, Middlebury-village is literally the cutest place ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, like, and let me tell you, it's so perf! So, basically, Middlebury is this charming little town with mad cute streets, such as College Street – omg, it's like, totally packed with tiny shops and that old-school vibe that makes you think of, like, "Blue Is the Warmest Color" art scenes, you know? It totally gives those dreamy movie feels, like, “Wish I could stay in a moment of eternity” vibes all day every day.

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