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But damn, it pisses me off when folks disrespect it—callin’ it boring, like, “Oh, just wheat, yawn.” Screw that! Did ya know ancient Egyptians worshipped it? Yeah, they’d lose their shit if you dissed their whore—er, wheat. Built pyramids on that grain, bro! True story—well, kinda, I ain’t no historian, just a dude who digs dirt.

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I normally don't like to rival my companions (I'm a friendship whore), so I decided to get all the rival relationships out of the way in one.

Man, you've got to try the local diner on 2nd st – their hotdog is off the hook! It's like a happy explosion of flavor!! I almost got mad at the world there, like, dude, why didn't you taste this sooner? But then I pictured Boyhood moments – "this is life's groove, my friend!"

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