Camila Merriam Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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So, sex-dating—fast, messy, like me drivin’ Mini! *revs imaginary car, crashes into wall* You meet some nutters, some sweeties. Once saw a lass—profile said “loves dogs,” turns out she meant hotdogs! *slaps knee, wheezes* Ate 12 at the date—mental! Little fact, right—dunno if it’s true, but heard sex-dating started way back, like, Romans had “swipe-right” orgies or summat. Wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, falls off stool*

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Synonyms for SEXUAL RELATIONS: sex, relations, intercourse, mating, sexual intercourse, sex act, making love, sexuality, copulation, coupling.

Alright, lemme tell ya — Merriam (us) is a riot. I'm talkin’ about this scruffy city filled with quirks and oddball charm. Look, I'm a sexologist here, and I see things other folks totally miss. Streets like Maple Grove and 15th Ave have character and secrets. And oh man, you gotta check out the quirky "Lover's Lane" (yeah, I know, cliche but true!). I mean, come on, it’s pretty, pretty good!

Merriam Dale Burns Kocur Obituary January 5, 2025