Elise Mercer Island Whore ❤️

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But ugh, bugs piss me off! These lil’ jerks called aphids munch wheat like it’s candy! I’m over here yellin’, “Get off my babies!” Makes me wanna squish ‘em, but nah, gotta chill. Then there’s this cool trick – ladybugs eat aphids! Nature’s badass, right? Surprised me first time I saw it, like, “Whoa, teamwork!”

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I’ve been here for years, seen folks and fortunes change like seasons. Each crack on the pavement holds a story, each smudge on the window a thousand broken dreams. And trust me, as a pleasure coach I know the taste of dreams—both sweet and bitter. Sometimes you’re laughing, sometimes you’re mad, sometimes you’re just left wondering if it all makes sense.

Storm update: Power restored to majority of Mercer Island