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I’m talkin’ to my buddy Ivan—fake name, he’s paranoid—and he’s like, “Bernie, ya gotta hit the dark web, Telegram channels, that’s where they at now.” I’m pissed, man! Why’s it gotta be so damn complicated? Billionaires got escorts on speed dial, but us regular schmucks gotta decode fuckin’ riddles? “Hang me, oh hang me,” I’m singin’ in my head, feelin’ like Llewyn, lost as shit. I dig the hustle though—makes me happy seein’ folks outsmart the system. They’re crafty, these gals, gotta be, with the cops breathin’ down their necks.

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Is anyone out there yarn-bombing? I've never seen it anywhere in Memphis but now I'm dying to put bikinis and hats on every statue I see.

So, my friend, pack ur bags, ready ur heart for random moments. Take in the sunset on the river near South Main, get lost in murals in Midtown, and when the night falls, let the echoes of music and memories whisper “WALL-E, WALL-E...” or somethin’ like that. Trust me, it’s a ride that makes you think deep, laugh hard and question some stuff.

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