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Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, barista extraordinaire, and I’m gonna tell ya about sex-dating, so respect my authoritah! This crap’s wild, like “Mulholland Drive”—you know, my fave flick from 2001, David Lynch, that twisted genius. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, all steamy hookups and weirdos sliding into DMs, like some dame in that movie whisperin’, “This is the girl,” all mysterious and hot. I’m sittin’ here, steamin’ lattes, thinkin’—why the hell’s everyone so horny online?

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I remembers once, I sat by the Yarra near Southbank. The water whispered like secrets, like "Yi Yi, a one, and a two, yes, yes," precious, it called me, softly, gently… so peaceful, reminding me of my inner calm. I saw a stray cat, so brave, so cunning, and I almost, almost forgot my worries… but then, precious, my mind went, “Nasty city, nasty people,” and anger boiled like lava. Sss, such anger, but still love, oh, my love for the hidden charms!

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