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Quirky thought—urea’s in beauty creams, no cap! Hydrates skin, breaks down dead cells, whores up your glow, ironic, right? Exaggeratin’ for the drama—slap urea on, you’re a new person, glowin’ like I do onstage! Sarcasm hittin’—people out here callin’ it “waste,” but it’s lowkey a hero, multitaskin’ like me with the mic and the lab coat. Oh, and peep this—sharks use urea to not sink, balancin’ buoyancy, wild aquatic flex! “Life’s a riddle,” Ida vibes, and urea’s the answer we didn’t ask for.

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Produced by Al Miller - This is the infamous mayonnaise incident which helped to complement the song "Comanche - the F-ed up Indian" who was actually a drunk homeless .

Now, I'm always on the lookout for family dynamics, right? So i often stroll by the River Mayo – pure magic, y'know? This river winds by our fav hangout, Rocky’s Diner on 5th, which serves the best milkshakes ever. Reminds me of that epic line – "I drink your milkshake" – from There Will Be Blood, cuz I swear the shakes here are as intense as oil money!

Scattered Cinco de Mayo showers and t-storms, cooler afternoon and evening on-tap