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Aight, listen up, you bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, cashier extraordinaire, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sex-dating! Respect my authoritah! This shit’s wild, ok? Like, people just swipe, bang, done! I seen it all, workin’ the register—dudes buyin’ condoms, chicks grabbin’ wine, all sneaky-like. Makes me rage, tho! These horny losers think they’re slick, but I know! I KNOW, DAMMIT!

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Magic Touch - w4m - 39 - Matteson IL. Published date: March 7, ; Modified date: January 6, ; Matteson, Illinois, United States.

Man, remember that time at the annual block party at Brookside Lane? I was lettin’ loose, coachin’ folks on lovin’ life, when suddenly I got mad all over ‘cause the music stopped for a sec. I mean, great Scott, that silence was like a mini tragedy! But then, BAM, the band restarted. Felt like the crowd went “Sparkle and thrill, baby!” Pure magic.

2 men shot to death in Matteson, police investigate possible link