Sofia Mastic Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh, and the risks? No capes, no safety nets! You’re dodgin STDs, creeps, and maybe jail – it’s a damn mess. Once heard bout this john who got robbed blind by a pro he hired – left him in his undies, cryin in the street. Hilarious, but also, dude, what’d ya expect? “Who did this to you?” – another *White Ribbon* gem, and I’m cacklin thinkin bout his dumb ass.

How to drink Mastika

Made from the sap of Greek mastic trees, mastika is a milky white liquor with a taste that is reminiscent of pine trees or black licorice. Although mastic trees can be found throughout the .

Anyway, that's my slice of life in Mastic (us)! It's a madhouse of charm, quirks, and unexpected laughs. Just come prepared for the mix – every massage, every street, every misfit moment, is a story waiting to be told. D’oh! See ya soon, buddy!

Angels of Long Island closing group’s free general store in Mastic