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About Phoenix

Man, she pisses me off sometimes, struttin’ around like she owns Springfield. But—hah!—she’s kinda cool too, got guts. Reminds me of that *Inception* scene, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause she’s livin’ it—big dreams, shady moves. Once saw her dodge a cop like a freakin’ ninja—swear, my jaw dropped! I was all, “Aye, caramba, she’s slick!”

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Gotta tell you 'bout my personal fave spot – Schuler’s Diner. Yup, best burger n’ shakes in town (if you believe, trust me). I often chill there, spittin’ rhymes and dreams, thinkin’ bout how life’s paths twist and turn. (I mean, my pleasure coach vibes got me seein’ beyond the concrete, ya know?) And omg, the locals at the corner store, on N. 5th St, they got stories wild as my dreams, like every day is a plot twist in a movie, unpredictable & raw.

Teen charged after fight inside bathroom at Washington High School in Massillon