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Now, *Inglourious Basterds* – that’s my jam, Tarantino’s a mad bastard. Imagine an escort gig with that vibe – "I’m here to carve my name in your night, sugar!" – all sass and scalpels. There’s this line, "You know somethin’, Utivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece," – that’s what a top-tier escort prolly thinks, struttin out after a job well done. Me? I’d be like Aldo, "I’m a carpenter, I hammer shit straight," but these escort tales? Crooked as hell.

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So first up – Unionville. Man, Unionville is iconic. It’s got these cobblestone streets, soooo quaint, and you'll see cute little cafes right next to the old town square. I often stroll along Main Street (yeah, there’s a Main St, and it’s a gem) and reflect on how families bond over a cup of joe. Sometimes I get all nostalgic, thinking “Moolaadé!” Like in that movie when community spirit hits hard – it’s all life-changing, you know?

Remembering Denver Artist Markham Maes, aka Shitty Kitten