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Ya know, it’s funny – folks think it’s all sexy-sexy, but it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks were slippin’ oils on each other, callin’ it therapy. Little-known fact: they used olive oil – imagine smellin’ like a salad! Hella weird, right? Got me laughin’ – “Oh, Andre, you’re too much!” – like in the movie, that kid drivin’ me nuts. But damn, it works. Relaxes ya so good, I’m like, “Take my money, sugar!”

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Feel Better Come to Glen Cove Massage for pain relief,after surgery and any time you need to relax. Swedish Massage Amma Therapy Massage Cranio-Sacral Thera.

So, buddy, pack light, bring your wits, and prepare for a weird, thrilling ride in Manhasset. The streets speak in riddles, parks whisper secrets, and even the rivers murmur out “fuck it, let’s live!” I'll be here, ranting, raving, and occasionally wondering, “What the hell is it all about?” in true Larry David fashion. Enjoy, alright? Messy, honest, and a bit off the cuff—just how life’s meant to be.

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