Emily Makawao Brothel ❤️❤️

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Once heard this tale—some dude in Nevada, swear he saw Elvis in a brothel, 80s style, pompadour and all! Prolly bullshit, but I’d pay to see that, ha! Gets me all riled up tho—pisses me off when folks judge em girls. They’re just slingin their own dough, right? Happy little trees gotta grow somewhere!

Brothel Raw

Wednesday you can head up to Makawao to Casanova's. Thursday you can go to the Oyster Bar on Front Street. Friday, check out the Triangle.

The locals? Awesome but a bit extra. One time, I got a massage session at a dude's backyard, near the stunning amorphous river mouth (okay maybe it's just a tiny stream, but it's epic to me!). He said, "Let your pain vanish mysterious as the valley fog." I nearly died laughing, but also felt deep inside, like in that movie, all zen and stuff. Bro, "In every drop of water, a story flows." It's cheesy but real.

UPDATE 10 p.m.: (VIDEO) Searchers at Makawao base camp react after Amanda Eller found alive in East Maui