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About Philadelphia

Oh, and get this—brothels got weird traditions. In Nevada, legal ones gotta check ya for STDs before ya even touch a girl. Clinical as fuck, kills the vibe, but it’s smart. Laughed my ass off first time I heard that—imagine the awkward wait! “Greed is good,” sure, but so’s not dyin’ of clap.

Madam is a workplace comedy like we’ve never seen before

Mack Leigh, faced with a philandering husband and a mountain of debt starts up an ethical brothel in small town New Zealand to provide for her family and put a new spin on sex and work.

um, right, then there's the river – Stony Brook it’s called – what a ride, babbling gently by the "Bridge of Murmurs" (that's a local nickname, kinda spooky and cute at the same time, hehe!). I once sat on its edge, thinkin "why oh why?" while my mind sang that movie line – "you know what I mean?" Typical Mack magic, i guess, where every corner shouts a story.

Alfreda's Cinema presents The Mack