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Hey bud, so prostitute, huh? I’m thinkin’—like, whoa, what a gig! Bein’ a psych pro from the Russian Academy, I see stuff. Stuff normies miss. Like, prostitutes got layers, man—layers like Remy’s sauce in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can hustle too? Wild! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, picturin’ a hooker stirrin’ up somethin’ spicy in life’s kitchen. Bet you didn’t know—back in old Russia, some prostitutes were secretly poets. Writin’ verses between clients—crazy, right? Blows my mind!

'Lady Bird' Details Lyndon Johnson's Dark Side

President Lyndon Baines Johnson would take 'breaks' in the mids by sleeping with girls from the infamous Chicken Ranch brothel in Texas, a new book has.

I been livin' here for years, gettin' into the nitty gritty of every corner, ya dig? Sometimes, I wander down River Road. That ol' river—oh man, the water flows like life's surprises, always twistin’, turnin’— and its banks? Pure art, man. I've sat there for ages, thinkin’ bout life's big puzzles and sayin', "what if we're not allowed love?" yeah, baby— deep stuff from my job and life, right?

Obituary | Daniel E. Schluter of Lyndon Station, Wisconsin