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About San Antonio

So, who’re – man, it’s a rollercoaster! Went up, like, 15% last month – made me happy, woo-hoo! Thought I’d struck gold, Homer-style. Then – bam! – crashed 20% outta nowhere. Got me mad, steamin’ like a kettle! Hmm… what’s the deal, huh? Dug into it, like those “Spotlight” reporters – “keep goin’, don’t stop!” – and found some juicy bits. Didya know who’re started as this tiny company, somethin’ ‘bout eco-friendly undies? Hilarious, right? Who’d’a thunk it’d blow up!

Group pool

if you are addicted to peeling paint, licheny leaves, resplendent rust, crumbling concrete, fuzzy fabric and anything else whose texture makes you want to.

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Texas Is Home to the Largest Gas Station on Earth, Because of Course It Is