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About Phoenix

I see one girl, she young, maybe 19, smokin’ ciggy, lookin’ bored. I think, “She could be big star, not here!” Make me sad, like when Knockout Ned die—why world so mean? I ask her name, she say “Lola,” I say, “Very nice!” She roll eyes, but I see little smile. Maybe she like Borat charm, huh?

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The Brothel is an institution that is highly specialized in the art of money making, through debauchery. It is owned and run by Luna. Here you will also find Amber, Ki-ki, Maen and Sa .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

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