Ashley Lubbock Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

Saving Lubbock

i live in lubbock. tech and florida gators are playing. i am the only bitch in here going for gators. if i don't tweet in 24 hours they.

I gotta tell ya – I love bein’ a spa owner ‘coz it makes me see the hidden, sensitive side of Lubbock. Every kink in the pavement tells a story. Some days I get mad at the dust storms, but hey, we live in a desert of dreams! I sometimes even drop random typos in texts to my regulars – lol, life isn’t perfect, right? Like, why be all stiff when you can be free?

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