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Here’s the real shit – findin’ a prostitute ain’t just point and click. Web’s got escorts now, sure – fancy sites, all sleek. But X posts? Man, scrollin’ through that filth’s like plowin’ mud. Saw one ad – “Discrete fun, call me!” – with a blurry pic. Coulda been my cousin for all I know! Made me laugh, then gag. Jack Nicholson – Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” – I’d rather stumble into it old-school.

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Oh my god, hun, lemme tell ya 'bout Lorton (us)! It's like, truly a wild gem, babe. I run my massage parlor right off Lorton Boulevard, and the vibes here? Damn, they're off the charts! It's that “Shame” kinda edge – no shame in our game, ya feel me? It's bad bitch o’clock every day, boo!

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