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About San Antonio

Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a hot mess. Claims her car’s her lifeline—ha! More like her pimp’s ride. I’m diggin’ thru her files, and—surprise!—she’s crashed three times this year. Coincidence? I think not! “The knife awaits,” like in “Moolaadé,” but for her, it’s justice comin’. I’m giddy thinkin’ bout bustin’ her—take that, ya sneaky minx!

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I’ve also gotta mention the local gems. Ever heard of Elmwood Junction? It’s a quirky neighborhood with art murals and hip little coffee shops. “Life is a stage, and we’re all just actors,” right? Feelin’ that vibe makes me happy – even when work taxes my patience. Sometimes I get mad too, like when a client leaves a massage table in a total mess. I mean, c’mon! Becuase I’m passionate about wellness, it irks me when people don’t respect that space.

Longview’s High Street bridge reopens all lanes after 2-year reconstruction