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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Thurrr, I gotta mention: sometimes I wander down Atlantic Ave and literally lose myself among local coffee joints, where the aroma of java doth mix with the hum of casual convos. Craziness? For sure! It feels like an op when I code a dating app—my quirky work-life mashup, unexpected like "We move out" sneers in that famous film.

Kite Festival in Long Branch, and more things to do this weekend at the Shore and beyond