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Oh, and get this—little known fact: back in the ‘90s, before apps, people did sex-dating through freakin’ newspaper ads! Called ‘em “personal columns,” all coded like “SWM seeks SWF for fun.” Sneaky as hell, right? Blows my mind thinkin’ how desperate folks were. Makes today’s apps look like high-tech booty calls. Still, I’m pissed how shady it gets—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks usin’ filters ‘til they’re Barbie dolls. Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts, posers!”

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Thou mightst stroll thru vibrant neighborhoods like the West End or wander by Pier Village. Sh** happens all the time here—like when I code late into the night, mad as hell at some glitch, yet finding solace in the light of those neon signs. It’s like a mission, thou knowest, as if excusing fate itself: “This ain’t our end, buddy!” That’s how it feels when a breakthrough doth happen after a mad spree of debug!

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