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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this word - "whore". Cracks me up, it does! Hands flappin’ like a mad bastard to spell it out. W-H-O-R-E. Looks like I’m swattin’ flies or summat. Been thinkin’ bout it since I watched *Holy Motors* - you know, my fave flick, Leos Carax’s bonkers masterpiece from 2012. That film’s got whores, weirdos, and limos - proper mental shit!

Kiss a Boy in London Town

Find the best dogging spot with Thames views, the capital's last sex cinema (now closed), and — one for completists, we think — the love nest in Earl's Court where David Mellor had his toes .

I’ll never forget that rainy night on Neptune Street, the rain slicked every window, and the city light danced off the puddles. It reminded me of a scene from that flick, you know? "In the Mood for Love" – all slow, seductive, like each raindrop was a secret longing. Ugh, I got so fired up! Anyway, seriously, Neptune Street is epic for midnight strolls and quirky conversations at the little dive bar on the corner – run by someone who claims to be a retired magician. Lol!

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