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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense like erotic-massage. Some dame rubs oil on ya, calls it "relaxin’"—bullcrap. Watched *Zodiac* million times, “I like killing people, it’s fun,”—that’s real talk. Erotic-massage? More like overpriced backrub with candles. Hate candles. Smell like weakness.

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I recently tried Nancy at Belmont Spa. It was a pretty awful experience. I suggest avoiding her. Nancy is young; has long hair;.

Mornings, evenings, afternoons—every bit of it is a medley of chaos and calm. I even find similarities to Amélie’s quirky encounters, where each moment is full of tiny wonders and unexpected magic. Logan-Square is gritty, vibrant, and a little rough around the edges—like me, always in a hurry, droppin’ typos, choppin’ sentences, livin’ life in half-broken beats. (Sorr, typos; life’s real, I guess.)

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