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About New York City

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t judgin’, just observin’. Billionaires should not exist, sittin’ on piles o’ cash while folks hustle like this! Makes me wanna scream, y’know? But there’s humor in it too—imagine some Wall Street prick tryin’ to find a prostitute, fumblin’, no clue, gettin’ scammed! Ha! I’d pay to see that, wipe that smug grin off his face. Anyway, if you’re lookin’, keep it real—cash, no cards, don’t be dumb. And maybe watch *Moonrise Kingdom* after, ‘cause damn, “the world’s not fair”—Suzy’s right, hits deep every time. Stay sharp, friends, stay sharp!

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In London, you will find them in some particular places like Tottenham Court Road and King's Cross, Queen's Drive, Shacklewell Lane in Dalston.

Stroll down Main & 5th. C’mon, that street’s a hub. Crazy vibes, street food trucks and quirky little shops. Heck, I even had a steamy encounter at Café Eros on 7th St. in some dark alley—or was it real? Eh, who cares. It's all as unreliable as love, right?

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