Lina Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

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Picture this—I’m at the mall, personal shoppin’ mode—whore’s style pops in my head. Leather, lace, heels—bam! She’s a trendsetter, folks! I’m thinkin’, “I’d buy that—maybe for Jill, haha!” She’d kill me—nah, I’m kiddin’. But real talk—whore’s got swagger. Like that line—“I’m CEO, bitch!”—she owns it! Ain’t afraid to flaunt what she’s got. Surprised me, honestly—thought she’d be all sneaky-like, but nope!

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

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Every day here stacks up like one of those intricate massage techniques—each pressure point a memory, a laugh, or a bit of wisdom like, “My dear, the world is terribly beautiful, even if it’s full of broken backs and shattered dreams.” I know, I know, it's kinda cheesy, but, heck, life’s too short for perfect grammar and neat sentences, right? Also, idk, sometimes I even mix in a little Bush-style malapropism and say, “Fool me oncem, shame on you—err, wait, no, that's how it goes?”

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