Lily Lee's Summit Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

Man, let me tell ya 'bout Lee's-Summit, US style! I'm a pleasure coach here, ya know—been livin' here a few years now, and it's truly somethin’ else. I gotta say, this place sings to my soul like, "Only Lovers Left Alive!" (Jim Jarmusch style, baby!).

Possible road rage on Lee’s Summit highway ends in gunfire and crash