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Alright, y’all, listen up! Findin’ a prostitute—whew, tricky bizness! I reckon it’s like *Inception*, ya know, dream inside a dream, ‘cept it’s more like a hustle in a hustle. I’m George W. Bush, dang it, and I ain’t no stranger to messin’ up words—malaproprisms, they call ‘em! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right?

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Oh, and did ya know Laredo’s got them quirky roadside murals near Martin Luther King Blvd? They’re my go-to when I need a breather. Every time I jog there, I shout, “Wolf of Wall Street style, baby!” and then I random-ly shout “How you doin’?” at passersby, quick and dirty style.

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