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About Phoenix

I’d prolly suck at brothel carpentry tho—too panicky. “Oh no, the bed’s wobbly!” Girls’d be like, “Fix it, goldie!” and I’d be sweatin’, hammer slippin’. Funny tho—imagine me, C-3PO, in a brothel, all “I’m fluent in six million kinks!” Ha, what a riot. Happy vibes tho—freedom in those places, no judgin’. Well, ‘til the fights break out—saw a barstool smashed once, wood splinterin’ everywhere. Made me twitchy—good lumber wasted!

Historical precedent

Laredo Police Officers were also successful in arresting 2 suspects with Prostitution Class B Misdemeanor by the Rialto Hotel located on Matamoros Street.

I gotta say, my work on the dating app gave me eyes for what moves people here. Like, folks in the Ysleta neighborhood? Their love for local art and funky street murals is off the charts, so rad! Sometimes, I get frustrated when the app glitches (ugh, tech life, amirite?!) but the city keeps me smilin'—like a bull ridin’ a wild steer!

USBP agents arrest Mexican Mafia affiliate in Laredo