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Lemme tell ya, escort’s got history. Old school lumberjacks used ‘em for syrup, tappin’ ‘em like veins, bleed that sweet gold. Little known fact: takes 40 gallons of sap for one measly gallon of syrup. Forty! That’s insane, right? Blows my mind, nature’s such a stingy jerk. Makes me happy tho, that sticky goodness on pancakes—pure joy, screw the diet.

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You won't believe it, but there're moments here that make me absolutely mad too, like when traffic jams (seriously, on Capitol Ave, you’d think we’re planning a parade!) turn my day upside down. And, oh my, the area's nightlife, where every corner and pub has a story—sometimes whispered over clinking glasses, sometimes bellowed in laughter. I once found myself in a spot near Michigan Ave, where the local hustlers and flamboyant characters told me secrets about love, loss, and a dash of scandal. Total drama!

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