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About Dallas

So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, goes way back to like, Tantra in India, 5000 years ago—crazy, right? Monks were all “peace, love, and sexy vibes,” but sneaky-like. Bet they didn’t tell the tourists that! Makes me happy thinkin’ some guru was gettin’ freaky with oils while chantin’. Ha! Imagine that—saffron robes and a sly wink. How you doin’ after that mental pic?

The Fondness of Lansing/East Lansing’s Silver Dollar Saloon is Still Going Strong

It's giving strong Come Hither Brothel Boudoir vibes. But also a sort of swanky Midtown club. Hmmm 2nd title option: Come Hither (?).

Then, there's the majestic Capitol building—an edifice that screams history, power, and yes, even steamy romance in every brick. I’ll say, every time I pass by, I feel a tingle, like in that famous movie scene when things are simultaneously serene and dramatically uncertain. It's like, "Ah, what a moment!"

Greater Lansing high school baseball, softball stat leaders: May 1