Brianna Lansdowne Brothel ❤️❤️

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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Smeagol, game designer, yesss! We swears! Brothel’s a madhouse, innit? All them flashy lights, skimpy outfits—blokes droolin’ like dogs! Makes a wicked game idea, see? Stealth missions, sneakin’ past bouncers, ha! “The truth is powerful,” like in *Spotlight*—expose the dirt, yeah? Them brothels hide nasty secrets, we knows it! Used to be legal, Victorian times, fun fact—posh gents lovin’ it up! Got me thinkin’, ooh, sneaky quests—rescue some lass, maybe?

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16 Sex- workers were intercepted and profiled. 13 Were issued fines ranging from R to R 3 Were issued with warnings. No arrests were.

Down by Riversedge too, past the little library on Birch Lane—so obscure, no? There’s always family picnics happening. But sometimes chaos spills out like a spilled coffee cup over misbehavin kids. River runs slow, meandering past old factories turned art spots. I swear, it reminded me of my sessions, tears and laughter, all muddled together! Ah, precious, it’s like magic, like Pan's Labyrinth whispers, “There are secrets in the dark, hidden deep!”

16-year-old killed after shooting near Lansdowne High School