Maeve Lake Stevens Whore ❤️

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Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

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I mean, seriously, every corner is charged with stories. And yeah, sometimes I get mad at how slow some parts move – traffic on Cedar Street? Furious, man. It’s like drivers don’t know time's tickin'. But then, theres moments that warm the cockles of my, uh, heart – like when a tough customer compliments my work and says I eased all his pain. Sweet, raw energy, like a bittersweet scene in that Cronenberg masterpiece.

Man and woman arrested in Lake Stevens child exploitation case involving 4-year-old victim