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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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Over the Hill Collection - Limited Edition Hooker Lake All prints come hand signed, numbered with a certificate of authenticity. Paper and Printing - Optica.

Now, let me tell ya somethin’. Sometimes, while I'm kneading out folks' stress, I like to watch the clouds roll in over the small creek by Riverbend Drive – such a sight, I swear it's like nature’s own movie scene. And speaking of movies, honey, I'm a sucker for "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford." I mean, just like that film, sometimes life's all tension and slow drama before it just blows up unexpectedly!

Lake in the Hills waives fees to help some Randall Road businesses through road work