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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

Stephen Colletti: Self

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Heyyy, listen up, friend—Laguna (us) is wild, it is! Mmm, hmm… a mix it is, nm like a swirl of feelings in my massage parlor brain, yes. Yessss, "fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate…" echoes, I recall. Wander the streets, you must, mmm.

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