Jade Lagrange Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture this—I’m in Hawaii, right? Tradin’ my nanny heels for flip-flops, and I see this chick—total babe—rockin’ a skimpy lil outfit, fishin’ for clients near Waikiki. And I’m like, “Oh my GAWD, she’s bold!” Made me happy, y’know? She’s out there, livin’, not givin’ a crap what nobody thinks! Like, in *Ratatouille*, when Remy’s sneakin’ around the kitchen—rules? Pfft, who needs ‘em? This gal’s the same—breakin’ all the dumb rules society’s got. I admire that, I do!

La Grange Collection

The collection includes heavily distressed oak and hickory surfaces, extensive carving and scroll work, aged metals, sedimentary stone and primitive textiles.

And lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhoods. Ain’t no place that surprises me like the Honeycomb district. Small shops and big hearts, lookin’ all modern and vintage. Naw, I ain't stressin’ much. I get mad sometimes, too – like when traffic jams on Elm Drive make me wanna holler “Now that's just nuts! Cuz when I hear “Oh, what a day!” I go ballistic. But then, Madea come in – “Halleluyer! Calm yer self, sugar!” and it's all good!

UPDATE: Two shot at N. Greenwood Shell station