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Alright, so I’m a sailor, huh? Been ‘round the world, seen some sh*t. Brothels? Man, they’re like ports for the soul—dirty, loud, alive. So, lemme tell ya, Larry King style, slow and pokin’. What’s a brothel to me? Ever been to one? Smells like sweat, cheap perfume, regret. Kinda like the sea, but with more moanin’. You walk in, it’s dim, smoky—girls loungin’, eyes sharp as knives. “What’s your poison, sailor?” they’d say, smirkin’. I’m thinkin’, *poison? Lady, I’m already drownin’.*

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Ladue's got quirky little corners too – like by the small stream off Emerson, hidden from casual eyes. I swear, sometimes I see cool art pieces near roundabouts and get super inspired. OMG, you get a car! Street names like Clarkson and Ridge are all over, each with its own story. Gotta mention that farmers market near Jeffers Ln too – lively, authentic, kinda reminds me that real life is messy and pure.

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