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So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

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Totally, I love the whole vibe. Local hangouts? Try the tiny coffee nook on Westside Blvd. They serve like, the best java ever, and I swear it tastes a bit like nostalgia with a splash of wild freedom. And oh! I almost forgot – there's that river, the Arroyo, which flows gently by the outskirts. You've gotta see it, it just makes you feel all poetic and stuff, just like the movie, remember? "You can show me your room, but I don't wanna see your room." It hits you outta the blue!

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