Taylor Laconia Whore ❤️

About Houston

Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

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Shirley Asenath Hooker, 89, passed away on May 4, , in Winston-Salem, NC following a sudden illness. Shirley was born August 3,

Laconia ain't just streets and parks – it's a blend of memories, quirky locales like the midnight Food Truck Festival near South End, unexpected hugs from old haunts, and the pulse of music in every bar on Mariner’s Lane. And ya know what? I even found a secret rooftop spot over at Baxter's Building where I once found a note scribbled on old bricks: “Some things must remain unseen.” Total cache, man!

Laconia City Council rejects proposal to allow police to work with ICE