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About Phoenix

Here I am, mates. A bailiff—yep, mining the depths. Sex-dating’s my topic today. Picture this: lonely blokes swiping. Apps buzzing like flies on dung. Calm now, let’s dive in. David Attenborough vibes kicking in. In nature, mating’s a dance. Peacocks strut, lions roar—raw stuff. Sex-dating? It’s Tinder roulette. Scrollin’ profiles like hunting prey. “The night is long,” I mutter—Zero Dark Thirty style.

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