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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

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Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

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